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I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor...
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.