Quote #6077
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #21630
An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much...
Quote #27810
We only part to meet again.
Quote #33313
There’s not much to be said about the period except that most writers don’t...
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The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #10312
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Quote #3068
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.