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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
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A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a...
Quote #145
Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...
Quote #12906
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to...
Quote #16629
When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
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Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #30312
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, But rather that it...