Quote #4276
The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted...
Quote #34752
Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
Quote #1554
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #34748
Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #12759
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #12034
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to...
Quote #34669
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #29045
The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...