Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short,...
Quote #9248
Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #31475
It is my observation that being beaten is often a temporary condition, that giving...
Quote #7171
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #29186
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn’t permanent.
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #21769
He who knows little quickly tells it.