Quote #10273
Envy is the consuming desire to have everybody else as unsuccessful as you are.
Quote #32108
Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men the most.
Quote #13287
Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
Quote #23846
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #13818
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Quote #31808
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually...
Quote #22181
You can’t crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring...
Quote #32298
There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
Quote #24611
Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...