Quote #19307
The way of even the most jusitifiable revolution is prepared by personal impulses disguised...
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #4977
My salad days,When I was green in judgment.
Quote #18794
Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does...
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #22159
Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4173
Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.