Quote #6770
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Quote #28621
All if flux, nothing stays still.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #2578
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage...
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #4531
I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.
Quote #9059
In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #3936
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’