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If you’re able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.