Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
Quote #24312
Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even...
Quote #10218
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad...
Quote #25733
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #23694
We do not write because we want to we write because we have to.
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If there is no wind, row.
Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...