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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for...
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Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as...
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If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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He who refuses to obey cannot command.
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The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
Quote #31317
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...