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We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to...
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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves...
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God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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Children who know how to think for themselves spoil the harmony of the collective...