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Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best...
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Every man has a right to life. That means that he also has a...
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The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie,...
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All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
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The secret of happiness is this: Let your interests be as wide as possible,...
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Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...
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You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
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I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is...
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...