Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #3615
In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he...
Quote #11692
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #25434
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
Quote #7457
Abundance of knowledge does not teach men to be wise.
Quote #89
Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...
Quote #25777
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #16753
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.