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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap...
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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The most silent people are generally those who think most highly of themselves.
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Quote #6796
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
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My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.
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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Quote #18997
The absence of war is not peace.