Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #13168
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove...
Quote #18549
A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live.
Quote #9590
Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do...
Quote #26717
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #15602
It is not necessary for all men to be great in action. The greatest...
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #8073
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.