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I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
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The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
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Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
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After my recent brush with voicelessness, I thought I’d share with you a few...
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It isn’t kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
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My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...