Quote #18672
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #31681
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #19084
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us...
Quote #11246
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
Quote #5423
Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their...
Quote #25067
Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #17848
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...