Quote #2024
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #25199
Faith is a higher faculty than reason.
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #13582
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Quote #27718
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Quote #22875
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.