Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #9827
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter;...
Quote #14177
The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows...
Quote #28248
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #11299
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
Quote #10420
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and...
Quote #8660
…simple fact that any land looks like Eden after months at sea.
Quote #22173
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #12161
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half- way to meet...