Quote #569
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about...
Quote #25324
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #682
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
Quote #29481
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
Quote #7984
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #6221
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #34524
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.