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Dalton’s records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II...
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When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius lift up thy...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause He...
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Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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