Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #952
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #7041
When defeat is inevitable, it is wisest to yield.
Quote #28701
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
Quote #34381
It’s better to do nothing with your money than something you don’t understand.
Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #20561
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
Quote #22912
Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.