Quote #22352
It’s not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It’s what you...
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When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to...
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #7931
You cannot step twice into the same river.
Quote #1343
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was...
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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
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If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream...
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote #14607
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.