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Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
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All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
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Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.
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A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair....