Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only...
Quote #5527
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an...
Quote #24702
You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...
Quote #22300
Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Quote #19949
Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #28783
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Quote #3401
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.