Quote #7087
Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
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If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
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Everybody in this life has their challenges and difficulties. That is part of our...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
Quote #25036
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...