Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #11347
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Quote #30377
The man who succeeds above his fellows is the one who early in life...
Quote #31580
As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
Quote #28961
To saints their very slumber is a prayer.
Quote #8626
A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds...
Quote #28914
My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected and the despised.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #31398
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...