Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #3924
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #26619
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #1220
Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should...
Quote #31710
It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....
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All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #18608
The desire for success lubricates secret prostitutions in the soul.