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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
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The moment we indulge our affections, the earth is metamorphosed there is no winter...
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A goal without a plan is just a wish.
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Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture,...
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Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
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Human life is a continuous thread which each of us spins to his own...
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Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...
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Don?t worry about a thing, ?cause every little thing gonna be all right.