Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #32743
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...
Quote #30556
Gradualness, gradualness, and gradualness. From the very beginning of your work, school yourself to...
Quote #2974
Virtue is its own punishment.
Quote #19854
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...
Quote #17768
Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and...
Quote #19262
For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human...
Quote #13078
Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...