Quote #11429
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
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Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn’t sure of himself wants...
Quote #2732
As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
Quote #6607
Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
Quote #1439
The most powerful factors in the world are clear ideas in the minds of...
Quote #1100
The woman of my dreams knows how to break into systems.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17574
The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...
Quote #17606
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is...