Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #12505
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in...
Quote #13843
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what...
Quote #3997
Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re...
Quote #5659
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Quote #23219
The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
Quote #13804
It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
Quote #27239
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #22143
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...