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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep...
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Life’s simplest things are love, and kindly friends, Nature’s sweet charm of earth and...
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The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
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We are a kind of Chameleons, taking our hue – the hue of our...
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You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but...
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The primary task of the Church is not to mend the manners of the...
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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
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Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power...
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Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...