Quote #32771
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
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He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers...
Quote #3200
National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
Quote #29991
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #25329
If you keep on doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep on getting what...
Quote #2264
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #29866
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...