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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
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It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence...
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The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel....