Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #15020
To be able to bear provocation is an argument of great reason, and to...
Quote #11838
An artist does not fake reality–he *stylizes* it.
Quote #19265
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Quote #1142
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
Quote #25586
There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing there is that maketh himself...