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If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
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Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it....
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The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it...
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...