Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #16599
The American city should be a collection of communities where every member has a...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #22285
We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists … in the loved one,...
Quote #23921
Here’s to you ,as good as you are, And here’s to me, as bad...
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #10672
The more things change, the more they remain… insane.
Quote #22046
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.