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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Youth is something very new twenty years ago no one mentioned it.
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We presume that we would be ready for battle if confronted with a great...
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A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
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A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he...
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In this age when there can be no losers in peace and no victors...
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The quickest way to reach the point of success is to follow a straight...
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
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Money There’s nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...