Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #30085
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
Quote #2192
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an...
Quote #24503
I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
Quote #29001
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #28024
Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the word. Solitude has long since turned brown and withered,...
Quote #1769
I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your...
Quote #23424
Not all who wander are lost.
Quote #10606
None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.