Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #32623
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #274
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #6621
Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to...
Quote #31522
The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it...
Quote #23661
Real riches are the riches possessed inside.
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.