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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Life is not easy for any of us, but what of that? We must...
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered,...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
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The highest endeavor of the mind, and the highest virtue, is to understand things...
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
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A country losing touch with its own history is like an old man losing...
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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....