Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #23104
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #16597
I’m tired. I’m tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I’m tired of...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #3026
All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I...
Quote #22739
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #22016
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
Quote #129
From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes...
Quote #7013
The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.