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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the...
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The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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An optimist is the human personification of spring.
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By asking for the impossible we obtain the possible.