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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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I’m as pure as the driven slush.
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The simple solution for disappointment depression Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do....
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad...
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To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings.
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There is a point at which everything becomes simple and there is no longer...
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or...