Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #23695
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
Quote #10582
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
Quote #29813
Readers are plentiful thinkers are rare.
Quote #24038
If you are planning for a year, sow rice if you are planning for...
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #24690
My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #5668
I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking...