Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #15239
Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only...
Quote #31707
Common sense and education are highly compatible in fact, neither is worth much without...
Quote #7198
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Quote #31187
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is...
Quote #13689
In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of...
Quote #33074
Power consists in one’s capacity to link his will with the purpose of others,...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #12498
While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning...