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‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and...
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
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I made my money by selling too soon.
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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
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Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is...