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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Friends do not live in harmony merely, as some say, but in melody.
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a...
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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly...
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
Quote #1768
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
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Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...